Inevitably Inversely Proportional to Sex Appeal
According to Dale C. Carson, former Miami cop and FBI agent, criminal defense attorney and author of Arrest-Proof Yourself,
[I]f you want to avoid encounters with police, a gray Honda carrying two passengers dressed preppy and listening to National Public Radio is the way to go.
The most unfortunate thing about this statement is that I drive alone in a beige Honda, in business attire and I’m a self proclaimed NPR addict. This would most likely explain why I’ve driven for four months with expired tags without event.